Dumbguy has made his plans for galactic domination and he sits in his throne, consulting General Androbot about his battle strategy.

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"It appears to me that in order to gain victory, you must include flying pigs in your strategy," General Androbot says.
"But how do I acquire flying pigs?" asks Dumbguy.

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He follows the yellow brick road!...... Oh, no, that's monkeys. He decides to improvise...

So he hires a judge and goes to Montreal.

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Half way there, Dumbguy trips and spills his supplies on the floor half way there. He sits there, all tired because he forgot to bring a vehicle to ride in. Stranded in the middle of somewhere, he decides to get Steve Irwin for the trouble he caused! But how?

As he thinks, he sits so still that the oil in his joints begin to dry. Vultures come to eat him, but Dumbguy forgot his deodorent, smelling like a pig. They fly away in fear.

Meanwhile, Steve just decided to plan his attack to invade Dumbguy's home.

"What we do here is that we must cross this moat. We meet the guards and act dumb. They will think we are Dr. Dumbguys," Steve says. "There, we will find him and fight him! Idiot to idiot! Man to man! Leader to-"

"Pig!" Yeti cries with his fist up.

Nessie starts getting hungry and raises her fist to. "Pig! Pig! Pig!"

"ENOUGH!" President Mojo shouts. "We will roast some pork chops later. Right now we need to rehearse how to act like idiots!"

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So they scour the whole of America for the last copy of a book entitled, "How to be an Idiot."

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At last, they find one in the middle of nowhere. The smell is horrifying as the cryptofriends and Irwin nears it. They grab it and run back home. The author is Dr. Dumbguy!

Meanwhile, Dr. Dumbguy finally decides that he must include flying pigs. He realized "What a coincidence?! I'm on the road to get some too!" But he senses a disturbance in the power of the idiots. A cloud of cold darkness enters him and he reaches into his purse immediately.

"No!" he sobs. "That's why I felt a disturbance in the PI (Power of the idiots)! I have lost my "How to be an idiot" guide! Now how will I be an idiot! THAT STEVE IRWIN!"

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"I must gather up a force of flying pigs and get my book back! But how do I make flying pigs?" Dumbguy wonders.

"May I suggest you attach fried chicken wings to a roasted pork chop?" one of Dumbguy's idiot henchmen says.

"NO!!! THAT IS SUCH AN IDIOTIC PLAN!!!" Dumbguy yells. "Oh no... I'm losing my PI! I must get that book back!"

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Meanwhile, Steve and his pals are digging into Dumbguy's book . . .

"Steve, why are we doing this?" Nessie asks.

"Well, we HAVE to dig through the book and learn from it to know how to be an idiot, you know!" Steve replies.

"But then, how exactly do we gain any information, IF WE ARE LITERALLY DIGGING THROUGH IT!!!" Bigfoot roars.

Steve stops ripping open the book with his shovel. "Well, what exactly are we supposed to do to it then???"

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Meanwhile, A higher power says, "HOW MANY SEQUELS CAN YOU MAKE"


Meanwhile, A new book has surfaced in the US, Idiot Power for Dummies!


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"Quick!" Dumbguy orders to his minions. "I have tracked the new book surfacing at . . . Nowhere Lake!"

"Off to Nowhere Lake!" his minions cry.

"Bring along scuba gear," Dumbguy replies. "We're diving in and grabbing that surfacing book!"


Meanwhile at Steve's place . . .


"Crinky!" Steve cries. "The new Idiot book is surfacing at . . . Nowhere Lake!"

"To Nowhere Lake!" his pals cry.

"Bring along khakies and goggles," Steve yells. "We'll be waddling along the shores for that beautiful book!"

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Then, suddenly Dr. Smartguy appeared. "You must find another way to defeat dumbguy!" he screeched "26 magic weapons, one on each of the alphabet planets. Here is Planet E's weapon. the sword Excalaber!" he shouted and then dissapeared. Then a magic crystal sword appeared out of thin air. A magic glow around it.

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"It's so shiny..." Steve says.

"Shiny is good. But what do we do now?" ask his pals.

"I suppose we start at Planet A," Steve suggests.

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They head off to Planet A . . .

"Ahh, Planet A is so peaceful!" Steve relaxes.

"Watch out!" Orca cries. "You just stepped in some apple sauce!"

"Ack!" Steve jumps into the air.

Suddenly after a long moment of standing, an apple pops out of the ground.

"It is the magic weapon of Planet A!" Steve says proudly, raising the apple.

Suddenly, Smartguy appears, mad and furious. "YOU HAVE LEFT THE EXCALABER OF PLANET E ON EARTH AND FORGOTTEN IT! HOW COULD YOU JUST LEAVE IT HERE!!! NOW DUMBGUY HAS TAKEN IT AND IS CHEWING ON IT LIKE A BABY!"

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Meanwhile, General Androbot has picked up the magic sword. "According to these inscriptions, Excaliber will never break and can slice through any materials."

Meanwhile at Planet A.....

"Wait Steve, I think this is the magic weapon of Planet A." said Nessie. She holds up a golden apple.

"That is the golden apple of chaos" said Dr. Smartguy

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